2008

sleep 6 hours work for 12 and spend the remaining 6 getting ready for,winding down from, or...

top chef bbq

i’m excited to go to this http://nymag.com/nyxny on saturday!

jerk

me: hungover, headache, WTC construction noises do not mesh well
ugh
josh: imagine u had a hangover on 9/11
me: HAHAHAHA

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The three Hollywood stars (Depp, Law and...

blooooooody maaaaaaary

do you ever look in the mirror and talk to yourself as if the reflection is another person? ...

But you're tryin' you're tryin' now

when you’re feeling unmotivated, just listen to Gerry Rafferty’s Baker Street and get...

it’s weird not to be in florida as the hurricane...

the old Superman is playing tonight in Bryant Park. while i was never a fan, i can’t help but...

confucious says you cannot win lotto if you do not play lotto

“I can feel it in my bones I’m gonna spend another year...”

that is the worst dress in the history of...

we havent had hot water since friday.  normally a broken water heater is something i would flip out...

“‘be mindful in due time of my pain’. Then...”

michael phelps

“His intake is 12,000 calories a day, six times the recommended limit, from healthy doses of...

dinner

ok so i had this for lunch today with ketchup and it was marvelous!  i’ll take your word on...

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i am kind of embarrassed to admit this

but i quite like this ep from some “band” that eric lodwick (he is the brother of the...

buttwipe

i have 1 female and 2 male roommates and we all share 1 bathroom. the lady and i had a lengthy...

re: tropical storm fay A man stands in the road after a tree...

poneapple update

i saw pineapple express today, and the first 20 minutes or so were really funny but then the rest of...

http://forums.thedailywtf.com/forums/p/9602/176403.aspx i am crying from laughing so hard at this

bonus!

the Bonus Jonas has a tumblr! “Hey Frankie fans! Email me your problems! Like if you have...

“you are not drinking alone so long as you’re...

some friday nights you just need to stay home, listen to The...

dinner

grilled cheese sandwiches always taste 10x better when cut into triangles, dont ask me why,...

today at exacly 4:59pm the anxiety of stress got me—i couldn’t push it back any longer. ...

lesson learned the hard way #506

if a firm offers you free lunch and dinner on top of a pretty decent pay, that doesn’t mean it...

more arrested

whenever i’m feeling retarded, i read mary rambin’s lifecast blog (learn to call a spade...

arrested

George Michael: Uncle Gob? Was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant?
Gob: Oh, dozens of times

i hate the Jonas Brothers but my god do i love the Bonus...

that's what she said

ah so I’ve been out of the working world for kind of a long time and have forgotten the...

Gratuitous...

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Tyra Mail!

i can’t directly say, but! if you google tyra banks’ boyfriend it is the first...

Tyra Mail!

I started temping today as an EA for this CEO on Wall Street…his girlfriend is Ms. Banks. ...

CNN:Lab makes diesel fuel from E. coli poop seeing the word “poop” in a news headline...

i got hit on by a guy who looked like him last...

poneapple

i didn’t see Pineapple Express last week because i thought it would be a nice thing to take my...

more liz lemonisms

Jenna: That guy wanted to buy you a drink.
Liz: Really? I already have a drink; do you think he'd buy me mozzarella sticks?

i got glasses today (for nighttime seeing) and now i look...

are there people who actually like having to wear a suit to work?  i always feel that i look like a...

I’m at the anger stage of unemployment.  why.cant.i.get.a.fucking.job?  It’s not for...

i dont really understand this but i can’t stop...

unrelated but worth mentioning

i fucking hate the olympics.  there.

i concede

well, i’ve been on a bender for the last week since the bar exam ended.  i feel like complete...

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me: trying to decide if i should go to this career fair today
it's in times sq
it's like 100 degrees out
i'm hungover
i'd have to wear a suit
me: i didnt pay the registration fee for it
so id have to weasel my way in
josh: u r a weasel
is perfect
me: :(

by process of elimination

7. Which of the following did Kelly Taylor not have to overcome? A. Being burned in a fire B....

my alcohol tolerance is really low lately because today i woke up with the shakes and i recall last...

re: my arch nemesis from law school

Ashley: He once told me he fucks democrats but he dates republicans
Dems are better in bed but they aren't the girls he can bring home
He is dirty

My crap health plan

you might want to check with Kmart to see what there price is…they are trying to compete with...

p.s.  not only does mary rambin not know who pete doherty is...

are you trying to infringe on my Pete Doherty Wednesday...

this looks 100 times better than the view from my brooklyn...

this was obvi taken right after i left!  <3...

Here's a story, of my favorite board...

TRIVIAL PURSUIT IS COMING TO TV?!   I must go on this...

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It’s Wednesday, so that means its...

guess who woke up and made it to the gym before 1 pm today? that’s right, this girl, who...

arg

so of course i’ll be out of town this saturday when BAM plays one of my favorite movies, The...

are there any attractive, not totally batshit crazy, single (that is the operative word) guys in new...

omfg

you would not believe the turn tonight took……in short i dont think i will ever be...

blerg

I have kind of a date tonight, and am irrationally nervous for several reasons.  First, I dont know...

Isn’t it strange how fictional tv shows are pretty true to life, yet reality tv is entirely...

…on a Roman Polanski kick…..just watched The...

mad as hell

I don’t have to tell you things are bad. Everybody knows things are bad. It’s a...

idiot

riding a bike with a flat tire while smoking a cigarette when you’re hung over is a really...

andrew: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AJUB_GOOTc&eurl=http://gawker.com/5029146/siskel--ebert-review-the-hills
me: hahahah
that was great but
what movie was that really that they were discussing?
andrew: KIDS

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“You used Ghostbusters for evil!”
— one of my favorite Liz...

Guido Beach!!! (Not safe for anything)

HAHAHHAA man there was no other way this video could have ended brianvan: cajunboy: This video may...

“he is an arrogant, arugula-eating, fancy-berry-tea-drinking...”
— some news correspondant, on...

http://www.cnn.com/2008/LIVING/08/01/unusual.names.irpt/index.html these people named their kids...

oh to be rich and south american

me: wot you doing this weekend
seeing any movies?
josh: dunno
goin on carlos' boat tomorrow mebbs
me: oh nice
his cocaine yacht
josh: no, the lil one
me: lil crack boat
josh: aww

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me: ah so that canada stabbing/beheaded greyhound bus victim http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=108390479
total insane clown posse devotee
friend: aw
another juggalo soldier down

books and shmucks

I read a piece (http://nymag.com/homedesign/spring2008/46838/) about this badass apartment a while...

this looks like something out of a John Irving...

josh: bad news
facebook friend request from my mom
me: hahaha
my step dad tried to friend me
i declined
josh: yeah i cannot accept
me: i lied and told him i never go on there
josh: i think the cutoff age for technology is however old i am

a couple years ago i started collecting horrible pictures of...

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spam

Take a break at Asian massage bar why thank you spam email, i think i will! 3 lawyers consume...

d-day

done with the first day of the bar exam. it was horrendous in ways i didn’t know existed. i...

Shooting suspect hated liberals, police say “Jim Adkisson was frustrated about his inability...

Whenever I read any news about Olmert (Israeli PM) I cant...

“JFK Jr. took it 3 times before he passed and then he flew...”
— The NY bar exam begins in less...

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i know where the teamsters get their subs in...

every summer when i was a kid, my brother, dad and i would...

Ione Skye most recently played Ann “Egg”...

ugh, i was thinking about this earlier tonight which...

“Jason Bateman went sober 4 years ago at the insistence of...”
— as if i didnt love jason...

whenever i see too many hipsters in one place (e.g....

i am so ready for it to be thursday…i’m most...

“His face, like his name, was chiselled and memorable, and,...”
— http://www.newyorker.com/report...

ha ha, oh man last friday after seeing the dark knight, i...

The bears are back.

i  hope baby bear pictures become as big as LOLCats alexbalk: And they’re adorable.

Top ten recurring characters on Arrested...

sea turtles

Brazilian Girls always recruit fans to be in their music videos.  Here’s the lastest news on...

NYC's Top Ten Ice Cream Sandwiches

lame

i just recalled part of a dream i had last night—it was about the Drudge Report.  seriously, i...

hurrah!

my horoscope today— Pisces: You’ve been complaining about how boring things are, but...

stupidity tries

Elliott Smith’s “Stupidity Tries” came up on shuffle yesterday while I was on the...

something that george michael bluth...

in the state of NY it is legal for first cousins to marry.

there may be many things wrong with pete doherty but...

sometimes i think about writing a screenplay of my life but...

strangely comforting

Bart: how is bar exam studying going?
me: i feel like i know nothing
im really stressed out and overwhelmed and dont have a job and im tired and want to sleep and my mom is getting on my case and driving me nuts and i feel like nobody understands meeeeee
Bart: yeah, sounds like you are in exactly the right place ;-)

16 count box of Fla-Vor-Ice popsicles are only $1 at...

WASHINGTON (AP) — The Justice Department’s former top criminal prosecutor says the...

You Down With ICC?

So the Special Prosecutor to the ICC, Luis Moreno-Ocampo has taken the unprecedented move of filing...

oh please, legalese

having to write “infant’s spouse” never gets any less weird.

things i learned about mangoes today

today i learned that mango skin has an oil in it called oleo resin, which is the same oil that...

jerky boys

for a few weeks i’ve been getting calls on my blackberry from an “unknown number.”...

Roaches

being from a very tropical part of florida, i am pretty used to having not only cockroaches in the...

i saw mike birbiglia last night at the UCB, it was so...

true men

There is actually a real doctrine of law called the “True Man Rule” that comes up in...

brazilian girls show this friday @ prospect park,...

Mojitos are my favorite summer drink.  If you don’t...

Went to coney island on friday…i had never been! saw...

tim & eric

sweet chippies game http://www.ginobelleh.com/chippy_game.html

what the fuck?

this story starts out all sad with this old couple that lost their monkey who “was the best...

next in line

my brother an