The End Of The World

sleep 6 hours work for 12 and spend the remaining 6 getting ready for,winding down from, or...

Wed, 20 Aug 2008 00:12:22 -0400

sleep 6 hours

work for 12

and spend the remaining 6 getting ready for,winding down from, or commuting to/from work

am thinking i will start pursuing employment in europe more actively again

top chef bbq

Tue, 19 Aug 2008 21:40:06 -0400

i’m excited to go to this

http://nymag.com/nyxny

on saturday!

jerk

Tue, 19 Aug 2008 21:16:00 -0400

me: hungover, headache, WTC construction noises do not mesh well
ugh
josh: imagine u had a hangover on 9/11
me: HAHAHAHA

when my parents were in love, before they were my parents,...

Tue, 19 Aug 2008 01:16:00 -0400

when my parents were in love, before they were my parents, before they were husband and wife, my mom would play this song on the jukebox (my dad’s name is benny) and she recalls hearing it the night they met (although my father’s reputation preceded him). the night my mom met my dad, she was wearing a black shirt with a sequened owl on it (owls are the only birds i like, and i love them). one regret my mom always had was after sleeping with my father for the first time, he showed up at her apartment unannounced the next day and while she was wearing her robe, smoking a cigarette in the windowsill (sound like anyone?), asked her if she wanted to go grocery shopping with him. she said no. it didn’t matter—he tried again and they made it work for a long time. i love my parents, individually, so much.

The three Hollywood stars (Depp, Law and Farrell) who completed Heath Ledger's final film role have donated their pay to his two-year-old daughter, Matilda.

Tue, 19 Aug 2008 00:35:18 -0400

The three Hollywood stars (Depp, Law and Farrell) who completed Heath Ledger's final film role have donated their pay to his two-year-old daughter, Matilda.:

UGH not me. that kid will grow up with enough money from syndicated dawson’s creek royalties and michelle williams’ paychecks. this actually pisses me off quite a bit. donate all that shit to some real poor kids.

soupsoup:

frangry:

This just made me tear up. No joke.

blooooooody maaaaaaary

Mon, 18 Aug 2008 23:48:05 -0400

do you ever look in the mirror and talk to yourself as if the reflection is another person? sometimes i catch myself doing this and then i get creeped the fuck out.

But you're tryin' you're tryin' now

Mon, 18 Aug 2008 22:45:01 -0400

when you’re feeling unmotivated, just listen to Gerry Rafferty’s Baker Street and get movin’

i was going to post the song but it is one hundred million mega bites because that saxophone solo is outta this world

it’s weird not to be in florida as the hurricane attacks. ...

Mon, 18 Aug 2008 21:59:39 -0400

it’s weird not to be in florida as the hurricane attacks. i completely forgot about it until i read the news tonight. no wonder no one gave a fuck about katrina. it is terrifying to go through a hurricane, but i guess you wouldn’t really know how scary and nervewracking it is until you do it. i hope everyone is ok

the old Superman is playing tonight in Bryant Park. while i was never a fan, i can’t help but...

Mon, 18 Aug 2008 21:46:00 -0400

the old Superman is playing tonight in Bryant Park. while i was never a fan, i can’t help but think of my brother, who from the age of 2-4 wore a Superman costume every.single.day and called my mom Lois and my dad Jimmy. my mom tought him to tuck his cape into his underwear when he wanted to be Clark. we had so much fun when we were little and oh do i miss it.

confucious says you cannot win lotto if you do not play lotto

Mon, 18 Aug 2008 21:19:10 -0400

confucious says you cannot win lotto if you do not play lotto

"I can feel it in my bones I’m gonna spend another year alone Fuck and run Fuck and run"

Mon, 18 Aug 2008 19:46:15 -0400

“I can feel it in my bones
I’m gonna spend another year alone
Fuck and run
Fuck and run”

that is the worst dress in the history of...

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 23:44:41 -0400

that is the worst dress in the history of clothes.

antikris:

AntiKris’ Douchebag of the Day. Mary Rambin. Why? Well, is a ‘why’ really necessary?

we havent had hot water since friday. normally a broken water heater is something i would flip out...

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 23:40:50 -0400

we havent had hot water since friday. normally a broken water heater is something i would flip out about and take care of immediately, but everything is pretty ridiculous in this place anyway so it’s just par for the course. i spilled a beer on the floor yesterday and the tile was actually cleaner because of it. i even usually walk around in flip-flops because of it, but it came in handy tonight when i was able to whip one off and fling it at the mother of all mosquitoes on my wall. despite all the tolerable squalor, tomorrow’s 7am cold shower is going to be horrible and i am not looking forward to it.

"‘be mindful in due time of my pain’. Then dived he back into that fire which refines..."

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 20:57:48 -0400

“‘be mindful in due time of my pain’.
Then dived he back into that fire which refines them.”

if you ever get the chance to see Leslie and the Lys live doooo...

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 15:05:59 -0400

if you ever get the chance to see Leslie and the Lys live doooo it

http://www.neatorama.com/2008/08/16/best-new-music-video-zombie-killer-by-leslie-and-the-ly%e2%80%99s-featuring-elvira/

michael phelps

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 14:03:06 -0400

“His intake is 12,000 calories a day, six times the recommended limit, from healthy doses of breakfast, lunch and supper. Breakfast, which is served daily at 5am, consists of three fried egg sandwiches with cheese, tomatoes, fried onions and mayo, a five-egg omelette, a bowl of porridge, three slices of French toast, and to finish off three pancakes with chocolate chips. And there’s still lunch and supper to come.”

—Planet Phelps

So another thing Michael Phelps and I have in common (and why we should date) is that we pretty much eat the same thing for breakfast.

dinner

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 13:43:18 -0400

ok so i had this for lunch today with ketchup and it was marvelous! i’ll take your word on the sugar (because really what isn’t better when dipped in sugar) but i think i still with heinz for now.

doree:

lefindumonde:

grilled cheese sandwiches always taste 10x better when cut into triangles, dont ask me why, it’s just science.

Also when dipped in ketchup, or (really!) sugar.

usually when i wake up hungover, i am still in a pretty good...

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 11:52:34 -0400

usually when i wake up hungover, i am still in a pretty good mood. not so today, i feel abominable (with reason). Brooklyn-based-heroiny-squatter-band VietNam’s self-titled album makes good company for such shitty disposition. this is the opening track which is epic and sets the tone for the rest of the album in a way not many albums achieve today. Enjoy.

i am kind of embarrassed to admit this

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 02:11:22 -0400

but i quite like this ep from some “band” that eric lodwick (he is the brother of the infamous jakob) is in, especially the song “the joke.”

—http://vulturerealty.org/post/46126651/we-are-vultures

i will probably hate it shortly in the same way i did with lily allen and vampire weekend

speaking of bloglebrities, why havent i read anything about former gawkerer and emily gould lovah joshua david stein’s upcoming marriage?

—http://thesearemymemoirs.blogspot.com/2008/08/big-announcement.html

buttwipe

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 02:03:00 -0400

i have 1 female and 2 male roommates and we all share 1 bathroom. the lady and i had a lengthy discussion over drinks tonight about which male purchased cottonlle fresh wipes and placed them on the toilet—seemingly for all of us to use at his or her pleasure. as a minimialist and total utilitarian, i do not see the need or want for lotioned butt wipes. she, as an environmentalist, is more angry at the pearly unrecycable plastic box they come in, but also doesn’t see what the real purpose to these wipes are.

so the real question is, for those of you who use them, WHY??

i accidently bought them once—the walgreens generic version—because i thought they were lysol wipes. once i figured it out, it totally made sense why the sink i had been wiping down smelled like baby bottom.